“Binky and Hinckley” (Buddies for Facebook)
written by Eddie Orlowski, ©
March 7, 2013
I was walking down Main Street past the empty store fronts in Port Allegany. On my way down the sidewalk, I look over into a store front window; and seen 2 Rat’s Fucking Doggy-style. In the process of the Fucking going on a cat, and a dog were video recording it to put it on Facebook. When the dog signed in to Facebook to post the video’s it lasted on Facebook for .35 Seconds before it was reported to Facebook, and removed from viewer’s. Now the Dog cannot add any new friends for 7 days. The dog full of depression from losing his ability to add new friends on Facebook for 7 days, took it upon himself to commit suicide. Thanks a lot Facebook for ruining this poor dog’s life. Hinckley the Cat which is the dogs partner in Video Recording, also depressed now from losing his best Bud, Binky the Dog, Hinckley the Cat decided to smash up some glass; and put it in the can of Tuna fish he planned on eating himself. This is a sad day in Port Allegany, and on Facebook that these two life-long buddies will forever be remembered as Video Taping 2 Rat’s Fucking in one of the empty store fronts in Port Allegany.
(All events taken place in this Post is Ironic, and Highly Fake; No truth is involved in any of this post. This post is solely intended for “Humor”).